My friend is dating a pothead
But if something like “studying” or “the dentist” is on your afternoon/evening to-do list and we are still in the fucking AM, please explain to me why you can’t take one measly little bong rip? Unless he is next in line to be President, this is just incomprehensible.
Do you honestly think your abilities to cope with normal life will still be so severely impaired hours after smoking? If you hold off on smoking for the sole reason that you think you will be judged by your significant other for being high, dump him immediately. The way it makes Kraft mac-and-cheese taste like Daniel and Call Me Maybe sound like Beethoven's 9th symphony? - This is one of the few complaints that actually has some legitimacy, because even serious stoners have experienced the social incapacitation that sometimes comes with getting high.
Here is our chance to say to them what we would never say in person because that'd be like reallll awkward, and also they'd probably refuse to get high with us after..else they'll just inevitably claim we only said these things because we were high...fucking rookies.
Sometimes I worry about him interacting with people in my life, as though my secret might come out.
I have countless memories from that summer of us at concert and plays, out for dinner and drinks, smoking joints on rooftops and backyards, laughing and flirting and talking into the late night.
It’s an interesting question, the role that pot plays in our relationship.
After all, choosing Mary Jane over me felt like betrayal.
Back then, I cut my hair short and vowed to never date again date a pothead.